War Hawks
  "All I hear about on TV and radio is that we're going to war with Iraq. I know, it's not definite yet, but our president sure seems to have a hard on to get us there as fast as possible..."

Misrepresentation
  "Assholes needed in Hollywood. Must be proficient in half- truths. (20 lies per minute) Five years of experience needed. Immediate openings. Trifling women especially in demand...

Great Questions of Life
  Most questions have an answer. Sometimes it's simple. Yes or no often suffices. There are however, some Great Questions of Life which even I need help with. I pose them for help and reflection.

The Idle Mind
  I have a job where some of the time they just pay me to do nothing. I don't mean I slack off and hide out because I don't want to work, oh no, that would be easy. I mean that there's no work for me to do. Absolutely nothing! Not a damn thing.

Out Damn Virus
  My computer and I have always had a good relationship with each other. I ask it to print things - it prints. I ask it to look for pictures of Jessica Simpson - it looks. It was a friend I could depend on. Then...

State of the Waz Address
  As most of you are aware, there's currently this politically correct opinion in America that many of our social ills can be traced back to children watching too much violence on TV and in film, and listening to violent and anti-social messages in music. (the lord knows hearing Linkin Park for the 14th time in one hour on KROQ has caused me to act violently)

East Vs. West
  Ever since I moved from Philly to LA about a year and a half ago, I've always noticed the definite differences between the east and west coast, and my most recent trip has made them all the more apparent to me. I therefore thought I would put my thoughts down and rate several of the important "quality of life" issues in both Philly and LA.

Commissioner of the World
  The below listed acts, things, and people would be declared ILLEGAL if I were COMMISSIONER OF THE WORLD.

On the Road
  This morning I'm driving south on the 5 freeway going to the job. I love the 5 freeway. I mean……I really love it. I love how it fluctuates between 6 lanes and two 2, creating almost a ballet of traffic... a dance of death...