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Rob never touched that girl

Karoly once killed entire family

Aaron can please seven women at once

Jesse made love to Ann Heche

kings wear the crown

learn about us

secrets secrets secrets
aren't they cute

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NAME: Rob Waz
RANK: General Bone
SPECIALTY: Lead Vocals, Sliding the Bone

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   NAME: Reverend C-Dub
   RANK: Administer of Information
   SPECIALTY: Vocals, Verse & Rhyme

UPTOWN FILE: #556783

NAME: Aaron Gitnick
RANK: Strategic Defense Initiative
SPECIALTY: Guitar, Bringin' the Big            Guns

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   NAME: Alex Platt
   RANK: Rhythmic Impresario
   SPECIALTY: Drums, Non-Linear                 Deconstruction

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The King

Mother Earth

The Real

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