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Rob never touched that girl



Karoly once killed entire family



Aaron can please seven women at once



Jesse made love to Ann Heche



kings wear the crown




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UPTOWN FILE: #422152

NAME: Rob Waz
RANK: General Bone
SPECIALTY: Lead Vocals, Sliding the Bone





                  UPTOWN FILE: #666666

   NAME: Reverend C-Dub
   RANK: Administer of Information
   SPECIALTY: Vocals, Verse & Rhyme





UPTOWN FILE: #556783

NAME: Aaron Gitnick
RANK: Strategic Defense Initiative
SPECIALTY: Guitar, Bringin' the Big            Guns








   UPTOWN FILE: #546798

   NAME: Alex Platt
   RANK: Rhythmic Impresario
   SPECIALTY: Drums, Non-Linear                 Deconstruction








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